Some of the weird stories that did not make the website, or the Facebook page this week:
Woman shocked to find chicken part in her McNugget
Parents Camp Out For Kindergarten Spots
Mysterious Hog Farm Explosions Stump Scientists
Candy company apologizes for lack of love
Arizona house up for penny auction
Study: Young people not so ‘green’ after all
Bag containing $2K returned to owners
Ohio Statehouse bare feet ban upheld
Man Dies At Own Bachelor Party
Man left to decompose on hospital mortuary table
LA Little League rejects strip club money
Scottish guinea pig makes world record jump
Pastor objects to toy gun Easter baskets
Boy spends break holding bad grades sign
Wyoming Native American tribe gets rare permit to kill bald eagles
Emails from dead man’s account helping family and friends find closure
“Poop patrol” searches Florida waterways for sewage
Navy Develops Firefighting Humanoid Robot
“Batman” brings order to southern Slovak town
U.S. snake found in Scottish street
Parking Tickets Issued During Funeral Procession
Young lady addicted to sniffing doll’s head
New Hampshire town to vote on renaming Jew Pond
Della the talking dog calls out for attention when she’s left alone
Premier League boss fell into hotel water feature after lecturing Qataris about drinking
Flash over Phoenix came from breaker
$1,000 reward for finding man’s true love
Dog disqualified from Crufts after taking toilet break in front of judges
Mystery prankster decorates Maryland cow sculpture
Dolphin pod saved after beaching themselves
Woman dies after sending Romantic text messages to boyfriend
Wind farm blamed for cockle shortage
Ricky Martin make glorious new anthem of Kazakhstan
Back to schoul for bungling road painter
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Andrew Breitbart death sparks conspiracy theories
TSA finds bottle of water, misses dagger
Always turn a clogged snowblower off first
3-year-old left behind at Chuck E. Cheese
Teacher fired after assigning violent math problems to third graders
Man gets married from classified
Mom passes out behind the wheel
Girl eats diet of sponges and soap
Mom spends $10K in quest for perfect SAT
Croc takes chunk of boat motor
Man ordered to remove 72-ft boat from yard
Man turns to YouTube for help losing 400 pounds
Egyptian MP resigns after lying about getting a nose job
Woman suffers hugely embarrassing wardrobe malfunction on wedding day
Man takes long walk on short dock
New winged roller coaster ‘the Swarm’ rips the arms off crash test dummies
Last hole-in-the-wall oatcake shop to shut
U.S. Senate candidate pantomimes 5-year-old son during strange cable news interview
Germans kick off snowboots as storks signal spring
Mansion servant enslaved by uber-rich New York family for nearly six years
Churches adopt NEW Ten Commandments
‘Driving and facebooking is not safe! Haha.’ Texts Teen Seconds Before Dying In Crash
Woman addicted to growing her toenails
More kids, elderly swallowing batteries
108-year-old vacuum cleaner still works
Colorado couple sole residents of precinct
Woman, 90, teaches water aerobics
US woman, 81, keeps lottery ticket in Bible, wins jackpot
Miss Seattle apologizes for city-bashing tweet
Fla. county offers gas cards to tourists
Dutch cheese wins top prize
Woman has twins after 75 days with legs up
Family booted from JetBlue flight because of fussy 2-year-old
Chance encounter with “Alcatraz” crew helps girl save her mom’s life
400 Pairs of Shoes = Repayment of Childhood Debt
Properties could move from South to North Carolina
Council bans ‘unlucky’ 13 for homes
Piglet found running around Hawaii hotel lobby
Hong Kong dentist to help check pharaoh’s cavity
Middle School Teacher Is Placed On Leave After Students Discover Her Porn Past
Eating carrots makes Leo, 4, turn orange
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Mustache Tax Break Bill Suggesting $250 Deduction Sent to Congress
Florida woman says garden is fountain of youth
340-ton boulder begins trek to California museum
Officials apologize for ‘KKK’ chicken
Chimpanzees Get Pregnant Despite Vasectomies
Billboard promoting literacy night contains unfortunate spelling mistake
Doctor travelled for four days to cover three-and-a-half hour shift
Forget homework, dog eats minivan
Officer rescues rooster from train tracks
Deadly snakes go head-to-head in tug of war battle for catfish bounty
School gives kids ‘brain snack’
Paper Airplane Throw World Record Broken
Obama plan for spotted owl targets rival bird
Bald eagles land on N.H. road
Russian project aims to transplant a human brain into a ‘Davros’-style robot body within 10 years
Seat Warmers Can Cause ‘Toasted Skin’ Rash, Scarring
Virgin Atlantic’s Cabin Crew Gets a “Whispering Coach”
Naga chilli vodka ‘is hottest drink in the world’
TV antennas making a comeback
1 dead, 2 hurt in freak parking lot crash
Burials going green
School’s sculpture compared to genitals
Spitzer call girl to open undies shop
Hospital hit with £20,000 repair bill after flying wheelchair smashes into MRI scanner
Rocklin Considering Banning Residents From Smoking Outside Their Own Homes
Wolf sighted near Mont. middle school
Lost wallet found 35 years later
Philippine man thought dead, not dead
Man sues school for class refund
Majestic Light Beam Erupts from Mayan Temple in iPhone Photo
Dog causes crash that set truck full of meat on fire
‘Dead woman’ came back to live 4yrs later
Child Dies in Church Baptism Pool
71-year-old man get black belt in karate
German sausage lovers can now pick which pig to eat
Huge boa constrictor slithered inside TV show host’s blouse
Fla. office blessed after hellish meeting
Woman has been airsick for six years following turbulent flight
Porn played on Best Buy TVs, customers shocked
New Hampshire Teen Manhandles Possibly Rabid Coyote
Merkel unfazed by beer down the back
Hank the cat in Virginia sets sights on US Senate
Miami Strip Club Sent Patrons Hundreds of Spam Text Messages: Lawsuit
Dog rescued from cistern beneath house
Desperate race to save horse stuck up to neck in mud
Real life Lassie saves dementia sufferering pensioner’s life
Parrot fed on diet of beer and chips lost all his feathers
Horse with hayfever forced to sleep on newspaper after asthma attack
Purposefully misleading: Bungalow for sale with superb country and coastal view
Confusion after council workmen paint double yellow lines across middle of road
11-year-old girl injured when deer charges through store’s glass door
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Insurance claims woman is dead, when she’s not
Mass. toy store gets liquor license
Teenager spots parents at sex club in TV show about swingers
Group calls for closure of Heart Attack Grill
Old bill gets paid in Murray, business closed, money goes to hospice fund
Australian chef Andy Wrobel batters world record for tallest pancake stack
Dirty surgical instruments putting patients at risk
Will Chatham has been saving all his toenail and fingernail clippings since 1983
Woman attacks ex-husband on eBay
Faster Than Light, Or Just A Faulty Cable?
Poll: Tooth Fairy leaves an average of $2.10
Bookmaker criticised over ‘transgendered ladies’ ad
Ninja cat survives being shot between the eyes
35 percent of British adults sleep with bear
Woman sends dog for euthanization, learns dog is alive with new owner
Lucky the penguin gets custom-made shoe
Ad: ‘Nurses wanted, must be hot’
Homer Simpson’s favourite drink Duff beer goes on sale in the UK
98-Year-Old Woman Fights Off Eviction from Her Own Son
Five-year-old boy lives as girl in youngest case of Gender Identity Disorder
Temporary home needed for 30,000 books
Farmer offers to take in unwanted peafowl
Three fundraisers to cross India in rickshaws – dressed in Spandex suits
Is There a New World’s Shortest Man?
Passport problem strands family in Dallas
Why Are so Many Kids Changing Sexes?
‘Boobs for Beads’ contest not tacky: Organizer
“New Car Smell” Could Be Bad For You: Study
Futuristic dome home pops up at the bottom of rural Romanian mountains
World’s largest dog fur ball
Fed Up With Menu, Students Stage Lunchroom Boycott
Girls with College Degrees Tricked Into Sex Work
Britain’s smallest calf sleeps indoors in basket and has two dog best friends
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Going vegan makes you so good you’ll injure your girlfriend
Bird rescuer forced to give up aviary after developing allergy
Woman gets kidney from hubby’s mistress
Airline passengers ride in toilet
Boss’ dog uses building as a toilet
Irish farmer uses buried Ford Cortina as septic tank
Researchers identify hottest chile pepper
Happy ending for Elvis the elk
The Chimpanzee that can solve puzzle in blink of an eye, remember numbers Faster than you
Fight Breaks Out During Church Funeral
Multimillionaire taken to mental hospital after blowing $20MILLION on trinkets at New York gift fair (including $1.6millon on SOAP)
New TV channel is strictly for the dogs
Couple wed at local Walmart
Sweeper truck becomes stuck in tree
Manitoba denies memorial for dead cows
Student quits choir over Islamic song praising ‘Allah’
Thousands of crows invade town
Electric cigarette explodes in man’s mouth
Bank tells credit rating firms man is dead
Drake rescues duck from plastic beer can holder
UK politician walks long way for Olympic truce
Valentine’s gift blamed for Calif. power outage
Hello Kitty restaurant, theme park, hotel and maternity suite
Ken Livingstone says gay bankers who go to Dubai risk having their penis chopped off
13 Feet Tall Alien Makes Big News In Italy
Men shout their love in Tokyo park for Valentine’s Day
Man makes tank out of egg cartons
Woman sends coherent texts while asleep
Dog adopts six wild boar piglets
Ohio high school paying kids to show up, do work
‘Woolly Mammoth’ Video a Hoax, Original Footage Proves
Florida only state in US with an official chef
High School Football Coach Resigns After Accidentally Posting Inappropriate Picture On Facebook
Bear hibernates in drain tunnel
Dormouse saved after walking into tea shop
Duck feathers and human hair in fast food
Big sister helps deliver baby on way to hospital
Carol visits mum’s plot…and finds funeral party about to bury someone on top of her
NYC newsstand inches too close to building
On Valentine’s day, a museum for broken hearts
Wedded bliss for penguin couple
Car Crashes Through Home For The Fifth Time
Thailand Airlifts Condoms to Monsoon Victims
Dad shoots daughter’s laptop
Girl plays tag and takes walks with six-foot moose
Pillow Fight Held Outside SJ City Hall
Man in underpants criticised for crawling over frozen river to rescue dog
Turn your house into a billboard
Israeli fans beg PM to hold off Iran attack over Madonna show
Rapunzel number helps scientists quantify ponytails
Fame hungry cat becomes an online sensation as he reinvents film scenes
Woman sets underwear world record
Ky school officials say bedbugs at school a hoax
Going Bald? Get Your Head Tattooed
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Rhino Dies During Anti-Poaching Demo
Labrador eats plastic frog and plastic cow in space of six weeks
Time capsule contents disappoint some
Restaurant sells Valentine’s ‘Salamigrams’
Kindergarten homework pictured gun
Panda Poo: World’s Most Expensive Tea
Storm over video of boy made to run near-naked through New York snow
Plane crashes into house on Rubby Duck
Don’t try this at home — or elsewhere!
Nutty Family Plans Frugal February
Six-foot leopard-type-creature caught on camera in Gloucestershire
Bull testicles pie to give couples the horn on Valentine’s Day
Huge-breasted model’s 38KKK chest acts as airbag
Repairman saves choking baby
Chinese zoo announce special cross-species Valentine’s Day wedding
Mom in central China gives birth to 15 pound baby
Nuns angry about new strip club neighbor
Woman learns to love giant pet pig
Runners race to top of Empire State Building
“Simpsons” Dolls Banned in Iran, But Spider-Man Okay
University Sells Morning After Pill In Vending Machine
Iceland Is So Inbred It Needs a Website to Avoid Incest
Neighbors’ garage door openers all quit
Scratch and sniff jeans smell of raspberries and can be worn for months without washing
Farmer marches hundreds of ducks along motorway
Swastika flowerbed leaves council of sleepy Somerset village red-faced
Buggsy the tortoise found stuck in fence after five-month search
In the dog house: Drop your pooch off at the locker before you shop
Ship with stomach virus outbreak sets sail
George Clooney lookalike winner looks nothing like George Clooney
TV news anchor bitten by dog during live broadcast
Swift And Cheap: Welcome To The Divorce Hotel
Mustache film festival to be held in Maine
Man learns casino losses not deductible
Lovers Turn to DNA Underwear Test to Uncover Cheating
New Yorker Seeks $900,000,000,000,000 Settlement Over Placement Of Her Kids In Foster Care
Baby has lucky escape after pram rolls onto train tracks in Australia
Ice not thick enough for Dutch skating marathon
Indian snake charmers ‘held photographer captive’
Mum tells Westwood to say sorry for swearing
Lizard survives 3,500 miles in suitcase and full cycle in washing machine
Man steals Airplane, takes it for a joy ride, what could possibly go wrong?
Britons too cynical to accept genuine offer of goodwill
Army’s New Weight-Loss Plan: Transplant Soldiers With Extra Fat
Little fella squeezed inside vending machine and shared out all the toys
Indonesian train roof riders to face gauntlet of putrid goo-soaked brooms
Councils say revealing their top earners would be ‘too expensive’
US paper fires photographer for manipulating pictures of herons
Werewolf sisters afflicted by rare genetic mutation
