Do you want to spice up your kid’s life and ensure that they remember you for decades to come? How about years of therapy ahead for them?

Well if you are that evil, then Dominic Deville is just the person you want to hire.

Dominic Deville rents himself out as an “evil birthday clown” who leaves scary notes for your children, warning them that they’re being watched and that they’ll soon be attacked.

At the end of a terrifying week, your child will indeed be attacked. Deville, wearing a freaky clown mask, will smash a cake into your child’s face.

Deville is capitalizing on what has become a mainstay for all circus-going kids: the fear of clowns. You may think Stephen King’s “It” was scary, but Deville will keep you shaking in your big, red floppy shoes.

Throughout the week leading up to the child’s birthday, “The child feels more and more that it is being pursued,” Deville reporters.

“The clown’s one and only aim is to smash a cake into the face of his victim, when they least expect it, during the course of seven days.”

Deville harasses his targets with texts, phone calls and letters to let them know that their time is coming, according to the Herald Sun.

Of course, since the creepy stunt is “all in fun,” Deville promises to back off if he’s asked to by parents.

“If at any point the kids get scared or their parents are concerned we stop right there,” he said. “But most kids absolutely love being scared senseless.”

Deville, a Swiss actor working in Lucerne, told Orange News that he got the idea from watching his favorite horror movies.

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Golfers outfits often look a bit over-the-top and colrful. But it isn’t often that they are mistaken for clowns.

It was in Massachusetts that a golfer’s colorful attire was briefly mistaken for a clown outfit.

Genesee County sheriff says that they received a report that someone dressed as a clown was operating a stolen golf cart in the western New York town of Batavia on Sunday night.

Deputies responded and discovered 37-year-old James Straub, of Stoneham, Mass., driving along the road.

On closwer inspection, the cops found that he wasn’t dressed as a clown. He was just wearing some colorful clothing after an outing at Terry Hills Golf Course.

However, deputies also discovered that Straub was intoxicated.

Straub pleaded not guilty in town court to a misdemeanor count of driving while intoxicated and a lesser charge of refusing to take a breath test.

He didn’t have a lawyer at his initial appearance.

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Francisco Silva, aka Tiririca, is a professional clown and Brazil’s Sao Paulo’s federal deputy candidate. He is so far ahead in polls, that he is almost certain to win the seat.

The problem is that prosecutors want to force Tiririca (meaning ‘grumpy’ in Portuguese) to take a test or be thrown out if he wins. Brazil’s Constitution states that members of Congress must be literate in a country where 10% of people are not literate.

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Supporters claim he is literate but now Epoca magazine has uploaded a video that shows Silva becoming flustered when asked to read a question before his campaign aides rush forward to read it for him.

Silva shot to fame with his Youtube videos which show his ads and slogans like ‘It can’t be any worse that it is now!’ and ‘What does a federal deputy do? Truly, I don’t know. But vote for me and you’ll find out.’

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Good luck Tiririca!

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