After TV weatherman Albert Ramon made a speech to a Texas school, he received a number of ‘thank you’ letters from the fourth-grade Austin pupils.
One schoolboy surprised him by making some unusual comparisons.
The nine-year-old boy who is called ‘Flint’ wrote:
“I will not make you a slave, you will live in my 200-story castle where unicorn servants will feed you doughnuts off their horns. I will personally make you a throne that is half platnum and half solid gold and jewel encrested.”
Flint added: “‘Thankyou again for teaching us about meteroligy, you’re more awesome than a monkey wearing a tuxedo made out of bacon riding a cyborg unicorn with a lightsaber for the horn on the tip of a space shuttle closing in on Mars, while ingulfed in flames.”
Not to be misunderstood, Flint went on: “And in case you didn’t know that’s pretty dang sweet.”
The boy also made this drawing of a unicorn feeding doughnuts to his ‘master’.
He told reporters: “There were about 30 letters from this fourth-grade class, but one really caught my attention. And it was from Flint. I thought it was brilliantly written and full of imagination.
“I shared the letter on my Facebook page, and within two days, the letter had gone viral. Pretty cool stuff! I have contacted Flint’s teacher to tell her and him about the amazing response.”