Some of the weird stories that did not make the website, or the Facebook page this week:
Andrew Breitbart death sparks conspiracy theories
TSA finds bottle of water, misses dagger
Always turn a clogged snowblower off first
3-year-old left behind at Chuck E. Cheese
Teacher fired after assigning violent math problems to third graders
Man gets married from classified

Mom passes out behind the wheel
Girl eats diet of sponges and soap
Mom spends $10K in quest for perfect SAT
Croc takes chunk of boat motor
Man ordered to remove 72-ft boat from yard

Man turns to YouTube for help losing 400 pounds
Egyptian MP resigns after lying about getting a nose job
Woman suffers hugely embarrassing wardrobe malfunction on wedding day
Man takes long walk on short dock
New winged roller coaster ‘the Swarm’ rips the arms off crash test dummies
Last hole-in-the-wall oatcake shop to shut

U.S. Senate candidate pantomimes 5-year-old son during strange cable news interview
Germans kick off snowboots as storks signal spring
Mansion servant enslaved by uber-rich New York family for nearly six years
Churches adopt NEW Ten Commandments
‘Driving and facebooking is not safe! Haha.’ Texts Teen Seconds Before Dying In Crash
Woman addicted to growing her toenails

More kids, elderly swallowing batteries
108-year-old vacuum cleaner still works
Colorado couple sole residents of precinct
Woman, 90, teaches water aerobics
US woman, 81, keeps lottery ticket in Bible, wins jackpot
Miss Seattle apologizes for city-bashing tweet

Fla. county offers gas cards to tourists
Dutch cheese wins top prize
Woman has twins after 75 days with legs up
Family booted from JetBlue flight because of fussy 2-year-old
Chance encounter with “Alcatraz” crew helps girl save her mom’s life
400 Pairs of Shoes = Repayment of Childhood Debt

Properties could move from South to North Carolina
Council bans ‘unlucky’ 13 for homes
Piglet found running around Hawaii hotel lobby
Hong Kong dentist to help check pharaoh’s cavity
Middle School Teacher Is Placed On Leave After Students Discover Her Porn Past
Eating carrots makes Leo, 4, turn orange




























