Some of the weird stories that did not make the website, or the Facebook page this week:
Going vegan makes you so good you’ll injure your girlfriend
Bird rescuer forced to give up aviary after developing allergy
Woman gets kidney from hubby’s mistress
Airline passengers ride in toilet
Boss’ dog uses building as a toilet
Irish farmer uses buried Ford Cortina as septic tank

Researchers identify hottest chile pepper
Happy ending for Elvis the elk
The Chimpanzee that can solve puzzle in blink of an eye, remember numbers Faster than you
Fight Breaks Out During Church Funeral
Multimillionaire taken to mental hospital after blowing $20MILLION on trinkets at New York gift fair (including $1.6millon on SOAP)
New TV channel is strictly for the dogs

Couple wed at local Walmart
Sweeper truck becomes stuck in tree
Manitoba denies memorial for dead cows
Student quits choir over Islamic song praising ‘Allah’
Thousands of crows invade town

Electric cigarette explodes in man’s mouth
Bank tells credit rating firms man is dead
Drake rescues duck from plastic beer can holder
UK politician walks long way for Olympic truce
Valentine’s gift blamed for Calif. power outage
Hello Kitty restaurant, theme park, hotel and maternity suite

Ken Livingstone says gay bankers who go to Dubai risk having their penis chopped off
13 Feet Tall Alien Makes Big News In Italy
Men shout their love in Tokyo park for Valentine’s Day
Man makes tank out of egg cartons
Woman sends coherent texts while asleep
Dog adopts six wild boar piglets

Ohio high school paying kids to show up, do work
‘Woolly Mammoth’ Video a Hoax, Original Footage Proves
Florida only state in US with an official chef
High School Football Coach Resigns After Accidentally Posting Inappropriate Picture On Facebook
Bear hibernates in drain tunnel
Dormouse saved after walking into tea shop

Duck feathers and human hair in fast food
Big sister helps deliver baby on way to hospital
Carol visits mum’s plot…and finds funeral party about to bury someone on top of her
NYC newsstand inches too close to building
On Valentine’s day, a museum for broken hearts
Wedded bliss for penguin couple

Car Crashes Through Home For The Fifth Time
Thailand Airlifts Condoms to Monsoon Victims
Dad shoots daughter’s laptop
Girl plays tag and takes walks with six-foot moose
Pillow Fight Held Outside SJ City Hall
Man in underpants criticised for crawling over frozen river to rescue dog

Turn your house into a billboard
Israeli fans beg PM to hold off Iran attack over Madonna show
Rapunzel number helps scientists quantify ponytails
Fame hungry cat becomes an online sensation as he reinvents film scenes
Woman sets underwear world record
Ky school officials say bedbugs at school a hoax
Going Bald? Get Your Head Tattooed




























